You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
(Source: jessidays, via septemberrr2nd)
Regular old phones : (drops on concrete at 50 miles per hour ) *slightly cracks*
Android : (drops on concrete floor) *slightly cracks)
iPhones: (drops on carpet floor) *shatters , self destructs , explodes , falls into another dimension , becomes pregnant , turns into a cow
I need to lose 30 pounds in today